The rocket man said no, even before he set off. There are some things you won’t stoop to, and
bagging moon dust for sale back on earth was one of them, especially sale by
some company operating out of Jersey, calling itself Planet Earth
Holdings.
The company texted, phoned and emailed not just Space
Control UK, but the rocket man personally, but he refused to reply. Even after he’d been launched, they were
still trying to get through to him as if they actually thought there were
mobile phone masts in space. But all they got back was a engaged beeping sound
that went on and on and on and on….
The PR people for Planet Holdings started a grass roots
campaign. They raised public awareness
of the value of moon dust by cosying up to the right journalists and a couple
of useful blogsites. The idea caught on so fast that it never had time for a
tipping point. It went up like wildfire.
Suddenly everybody was blogging about bringing dust back
from the moon. Pride in the achievements
of Space Control UK turned to discontent. All this messing around with rockets
had been paid for out of the public purse. Pound for pound, that moon dust
belonged to the Great British man and woman in the street. Their rocket man, funded by their taxes, had
a public duty to bring it back to them.
People started phoning Space Control UK. God alone knows how they found the number.
The story made it onto the radio, and then TV.
Chatlines filled up with indignant callers demanding moon dust as their
human right. Some wanted it sold to raise money for the International
Children’s Hospital on the Isle of Wight.
There were arguments about what would happen if the EU lay claim to it.
Some people reckoned it should be adminstered by Lottery. Some subtle voices whispered that the safest
hands in this situation were the good folk at Planet Earth Holdings – a company
nobody had heard of before, but whose shares[ on the subject of sky rocketing]
were now aiming for the stars.
Questions were asked in Parliament. The country had crippled itself, announced
the Labour front bench. In its attempts to prove that it was still an important
nation, it had been brought by the present government to its knees - and were
they now going to deny its citizens access to what, in effect, was their own
moon dust? A nationalized industry
needed setting up, analyzing moon dust and making it available on a basis of
need. No way, announced the Tory front bench.
Moon dust should be privatized. Already discussions with Planet Earth
Holdings were under way.
At this, a mob took to the streets. The matter was discussed
in Cabinet. When the police joined
forces with the mob, a COBRA meeting had to be held. Rumours abounded about
moon dust’s properties. The Government’s Chief Scientist was called in. Air
Force chiefs advised. The people from the Space Programme were called in. The Church had something to say. So did
Greenpeace and the Friends of the Earth. Was it ethical to remove dust by the
rocket load from the moon?
Everybody had something to say, but no agreement could be
found, as tis often the way. The Cabinet
was split. The Prime Minister was
prevaricating. The Deputy Prime Minister was no fool. He appraised the situation like a hawk, and
seized his chance.
Up on the moon, the blackness of infinity was so intense
that the rocket man could not just hear it, but actually see it sing. Dust lay like fallen stars beneath his
feet. The earth shone like a jewel. It
was the most beautiful thing that he had ever seen.
That's really great writing. Keep it up!
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